SHRED STICK LOYALIST
DOUG MERCER
2008-2009 Monument Snowboards 777
Board Size: 156cm
Location: Mammoth Lakes, CA
Home Mountain: Mammoth Lakes, CA
THE MODIFIED PROUST
The Proust Questionnaire is a series of questions posed to famous subjects about their lives, thoughts, values and experience. It has its origins in an old parlor game popularized, though not devised, by Marcel Proust in the 19th Century. Marcel Proust was a tortured and lonely French novelist who believed that, in answering these questions, an individual reveals his or her true nature. This list of questions has been truncated and slightly modified for interviewing people we think are interesting.
1. Your favorite virtue:
When I'm driven, I can slay pretty much everything.
2. Your biggest flaw:
I'm not driven.
3. Your favorite qualities in a man:
$money$ and generosity.
4. Your favorite qualities in a woman:
Hotness and a wine buzz.
5. Your idea of happiness:
Early morning coffee.
6. Your idea of misery:
Early morning.
7. Who is your muse?
I like Muse, they rock.
8. What is your present state of mind?
Deliriously tired. 9p-9a shifts. 6 days a week. for 6 wks. yeah!
9. How would you like to die?
I used to always say to be eaten by a shark, but recently in San Diego, I legitimately thought I was sharing the lineup with a 14 ft great white and almost shit in my wetsuit. It turned out be a Dolphin f*ckin' around with me. So, now I'd probably have to say.....Freezing. You just go to sleep. a really cold sleep. for ever.
10: Your favorite motto:
You cant polish a turd, but you CAN roll it in glitter!
